My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
he shaved USA in his pubs
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He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
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I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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