don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
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I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
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Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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