He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
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He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
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how many dildos make it a "collection?"
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
i think my cat just said my name.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
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