Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
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