You surviving the open bar?
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She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
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I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
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the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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