Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
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She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
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apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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