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(201): View more from New Jersey

I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet

(908): View more from New Jersey

I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building

(201): View more from New Jersey

Tie

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(626): View more from California

you didnt know i had herpes?

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(850): View more from Florida

so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".

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(516): View more from New York

the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.

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(443): View more from Maryland

WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock

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(217): View more from Illinois

haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?

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(503): View more from Oregon

I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon

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(205): View more from Alabama

You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.

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