My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
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She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
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Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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