It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
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i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
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well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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