What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
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someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
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Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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