Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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