Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
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130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
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Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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