nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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