The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I'm determined to sit on that face.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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