is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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