Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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