Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
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