u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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