dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
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you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
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I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
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