they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
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Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
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like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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