i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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