its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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