My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
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He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
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Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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