come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
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you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
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We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
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