i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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