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Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
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I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
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Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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