Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Walk of Shame today included voting.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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