Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
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you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
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Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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