Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Who wears a wallet chain?!
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
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