Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
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