one two three fourrrrnication!
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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