shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Sacagawea was the original milf.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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