i don't like sucking hair
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
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The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
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