I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
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considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
What a dumb baby whore.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
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Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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