Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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