You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
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My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
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I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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