I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
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Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
We left the knife in your bed.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
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Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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