arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
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So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
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I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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