I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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