It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
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It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
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I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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