We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
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i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
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I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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