he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Alive.
So much puke
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Randomize
