Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
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can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
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Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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