About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
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I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
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He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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