yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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