If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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