Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Randomize
