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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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