Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
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We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
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he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
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