i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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