just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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