I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
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There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
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She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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