have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
i think im in europe. pls send help
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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