I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
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scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
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Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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